Why are you laughing? Because my dream is dead.















afternoonsnoozebutton:

Jon Stewart’s “List of Things I Don’t Understand About France” 

  1. Why do all your elderly middle-aged bureaucrats have really hot spouses or girlfriends?
  2. Why are all your skunks so date rapey?
  3. Why, when you buy a baguette, do you only get half a bag to put it in? I mean, bag is in the name.
  4. Why do you put your most hunchbacked people in charge of ringing your heaviest bells?
  5. Do you really think your kid should be drinking wine?
  6. Why do you have so much trouble walking against the wind? How windy does it get there?
  7. Gérard Depardieu.
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